Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Off a Bus is a humorous Scottish nursery rhyme that originated in the 20th century.
The song is often sung playfully to entertain children with its catchy melody and comical lyrics.
The rhyme is often accompanied by actions or gestures, making it an interactive and engaging activity for children.
It’s a light-hearted and fun way to pass the time, often sung during gatherings or on long journeys.
The nonsensical nature of the song adds to its charm and appeal, making it a beloved part of Scottish folklore and children’s culture.
Lyrics for Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Off a Bus
Ye cannae shove yer grannie aff a bus
Naw ye cannae shove yer grannie aff a bus
Naw ye cannae shove yer grannie
Cause she’s yer mammie’s mammie
Ye cannae shove yer grannie aff a bus
Ye can shove yer other grannie aff a bus PUSH PUSH
Ye can shove yer other grannie aff a bus PUSH PUSH
Ye can shove yer other grannie
Cause she’s just yer daddie’s mammie
Shove yer other grannie aff a bus PUSH PUSH
We’ll all go round to see her after school HULLO GRANNIE
We’ll all go round to see her after school HULLO GRANNIE
We’ll all go round to see her,
We’ll all go round to see her
We’ll all go round to see her after school HULLO GRANNIE
She’ll feed us mince and tatties when we go YUM YUM
She’ll feed us mince and tatties when we go YUM YUM
She’ll feed us mince and tatties,
She’ll feed us mince and tatties
She’ll feed us mince and tatties when we go YUM YUM
Ma grannie wears an awfy woollie vest SCRATCH SCRATCH
Ma grannie wears an awfy woollie vest SCRATCH SCRATCH
Ma grannie wears a vest
Ma grannie wears a vest
Ma grannie wears an awfy woollie vest SCRATCH SCRATCH
Ye cannae shove yer grannie aff a bus
Ye cannae shove yer grannie aff a bus
Ye cannae shove yer grannie
Cause she’s yer mammie’s mammie
Ye cannae shove yer grannie aff a bus